its not stalking. its research.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Randomize