He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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