But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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