no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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