You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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