Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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