Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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