Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Randomize
