Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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