Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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