I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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