We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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