She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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