I'm jealous of your bromance
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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