Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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