I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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