Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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