What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Fuck appropriateness.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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