What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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