Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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