is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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