Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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