My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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