doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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