Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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