we have officially lost it.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
