how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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