They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
whose parrot is this?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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