Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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