One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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