Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
