Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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