I love black thongs
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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