Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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