like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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