How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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