This dress was meant to end up on your floor
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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