i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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