Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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