Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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