Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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