so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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