I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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