Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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