He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
