It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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