She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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