can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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