Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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