i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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