P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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