Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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