no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Sober January is a disaster.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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