I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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