In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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