so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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