Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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