My nipple is on Facebook.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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